tumblrbot said: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Your mom’s bed. But I have a season pass to that.

When you tell a ridiculous lie and your parents believe you:

When you tell the dead ass truth and your parents don’t believe you:

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When I see a good looking person:

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